I meant to post this about two months ago... but I forgot. Then I lost the sheet. Then I found it. Then I forgot again. Then I remembered. =D
You child has ADHD if in the past six months they have shown the following symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity to a degree that is maladaptive and inconsistent with development level:
a. Ofter fidgets with hands or feet or squirms in seat.
b. Often leaves seat in classroom or in other situations in which remaining seated is expected.
c. Often runs about or climbs excessively in situations in which it is inappropriate (may be limited to feelings of restlessness.)
d. Often has difficulty playing or engaging in leisure activities quietly.
e. Is often "on the go" or often acts as if "driven by a motor."
f. Often talks excessively.
g. Often blurts out answers before questions have been completed.
h. Often has difficulty waiting turn.
i. Often interrupts or intrudes on others (e.g. butts into conversations or games.)
Doesn't this sound like every kid you've ever heard of? I swear if these are truly the qualifications to have ADHD, then I have ADHD.
WOULD YOU: [] give me your number? ya got it [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] want to get in my pants? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] let me drive you somewhere [] take a shower with me? [] have sex with me? [] have a fling with me? [] let me buy you a drink? [] buy me a drink? [] take me home for the night? [] let me sleep in your bed? [] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] give me a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [] lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [] lick my cheek? [] dance with me? [] let me make you breakfast? [] help me with homework? [] tickle me to death? [] let me tickle you? [] stick up for me if i was being put down? [] play strip poker with me? [] get wasted with me? [] instant message me? [] greet me in public? [] hang out with me? [] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U... [] want to kiss me? [] want to cuddle wit me? [] want to hook up with me? [] want to have sex with me? AM I... [] smart? [] funny? [] cool? [] loveable? [] compassionate? [] great to be with? [] mean? [] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER... [] thought about me? [] thought about hookin up with me? [] found yourself wanting a kiss from me? [] wished i were there? [] grabbed me? [] had a crush on me? [] idolized me? [] wanted my number? [] been distracted by me? [] wanted to have sex with me?
ARE Y0U... [] happy you know me? [] mad at me? [] thinkin bout me? [] going to repost this
Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment--it doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. Next, repost this and see how many people leave a memory about you.
I know I've done something like this before. I'm just curious to see if some answers have changed for different people.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started smoking: » I stole something: » I was hospitalized: » I ran away from home: » I got into a fight and you weren't there:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: » Personality: » Eyes: » Face: » Hair: » Clothes: » Mannerisms:
[1] Who are you? [2] Are we friends? [3] When and how did we meet? [4] How have I affected you? [5] What do you think of me? [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? [8] Do you love me? [9] Have I ever hurt you? [10] Would you hug me? [11] Would you kiss me? [12] Are we close? [13] Emotionally, what stands out? [14] Do you wish I was cooler? [15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? [16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. [17] Am I lovable? [18] How long have you known me? [19] Describe me in one word. [20] What was your first impression? [21] Do you still think that way about me now? [22] What do you think my weakness is? [23] Do you think I'll get married? [24] What about me makes you happy? [25] What about me makes you sad? [26] What reminds you of me? [27] What's something you would change about me? [28] How well do you know me? [29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? [30] Do you think I would kill someone? [31] Are you going to put this on your lj and see what I say about you?
Now leave lots of comments for my friend Sebastian. He'll very much appreciate them!
Harry Potter and the Eskimo Club
Harry Potter teams up with the Ninja Turtles. They go over to America to fight Lex Luther who has enlisted the help of the Yellow Bastard from Sin City. They have formed a band, an evil band called “Sea of Evil.” On lead vocals is Yellow Bastard, Dean Pritchard from Old School on the lead guitar, Lance Vance fron Grand Theft Auto is on the keyboard, and on the bass we have a pack of mustard. Why a pack of mustard you ask? How is it evil? Well, it is out of date and will kill anyone who tires to eat it. Harry and the Ninja Turtles now have to form a band to beat “Sea of Evil.” Three of them want to be on the guitar, so they bring in King Kong to play the drums, but King Kong eats Rafael and the band now need a bass player. They hire the Hamburgerlar, but sadly he ODs on cheeseburgers. They walked in on him trying to snort a hamburger and he couldn’t get enough oxygen to his brain and died. They would have then attempted to seek the help of Grimace, but he too is in rehab for eating those little, furry creatures who run across the McDonald Playland. The band is now depressed. They stumble upon the van from “Back to the Future” and go back in time to get Doc Brown to be their bass player. They call themselves “Green and Harry” because half of them are green and the other half are Harry. Now that the band is completed they enter the Battle of the Bands. The competition is stiff because the first band up is called “The Stiffs,” although they are too monotone. Next up are “The Vixens.” Their lead singer is She Hulk, with Violet Baudelaire on the bass and Lindsay Lohan on the guitar. Val from Josie and the Pussycats is on the keyboard, on the saxophone is Lisa Simpson and on the drums we have Mary Jane Watson from Spiderman. All is going good with “The Vixens” until She Hulk stubs her toe, falls on Lindsay Lohan, and kills her. The next band is called “The Smurfers.” They are disqualified due to their use of the word Smurf. The “Whomp ‘ums” are next. The lead singer is the teacher from Charlie Brown. The rest of the band consisted of Harvey Bird Man on the guitar, Hell boy on bass, and the crazy half of Two-Face from Batman on the drums. The two halves of Two-Face split up long ago after the Batman movies. The normal side became a lawyer, which the crazy side became a drummer for the “Whomp ‘ums.” They both took with them one arm and one leg. Sadly, they too are disqualified because the judges don’t know what the hell she is saying. All is going well. The “Sea of Evil” is going very well, but “Green and Harry” is not. At first, they are horrible because Harry has lost his courage to sing. He then looks out into the crowd and sees Dewy Finn from School of Rock. Harry now knows what he has to do. Leonardo busts into a solo. After the solo, Harry begins to sing Bohemian Rhapsody the extended version. Three hours later, Michelangelo passes out as Harry finishes the song. The crowd goes wild, killing a little child in an orange weather suit with a hood who has no identification. The weather suit and hood are covering everything except his two large, centered eyes. It is now time for judging. The judge is none other than the Wizard of Oz. A curtain slides back and shows a big green face, who is really the ghost of Mitch Hedberg. Suddenly, from nowhere, the Goblet of Fire appears and reveals the winner. The winner is none other than “Green and Harry.” “Sea of Evil” is pissed. They rush on stage to attack. Dumbledore appears. He points his wand toward them and bubbles appear. The bubbles capture “Sea of Evil,” shrink them, and the bubbles then sink toward the bottom of the stage where the scrubbing bubbles appear and squash them.
Harry and the gang return to Hogwarts. All is good. Dumbledore resigns and all are in shock. He has decided to play Gandalf in the off Broadway production of Lord of the Rings. The new headmaster picked by the Ministry of Magic is Hagrid. Once, Hagrid had gotten lost on an island. He was one of forty survivors. The stay alive, he ate everybody. For days he searched the island and one day, he found Hogwarts. He grew a beard and used his $145 million to buy the weirdest animals unknown to man. The new school year begins. There are four new students. They are all tiny, they have hairy feet, and for some reason they keep getting drunk off some strange substance. One day Hermione, Ron, and Harry walk next to the lake when the giant squid pops up. He’s looking very ill. The trio realizes the squid has leukemia. They decide the only want to save the squid is to have a giant benefit concert called “Squid Stock.” This is when “Green and Harry” decided they must once again unite. The band has been separated for a month, and retirement has taken its toll on the band. King Kong is now grey. Michelangelo has become a Buddhist who has married some Asian turtle who tries to split up the band, even though they are already split up. Sadly, Donatello has passes away due to STDs passed by the hare. You see, the tortoise beat the hare, but he didn’t have enough common sense to use protection. The band reunites and plays awesomely. They raise enough money for squid leukemia research. After many hours and millions of dollars spent in research, they come to realize what cured the leukemia was the four new students. All it took was Hobbit blood.
Years later...
Hermione is now giving birth to Ron’s child. The baby is born with black hair, classes, and a scar on his forehead. Ron is suspicious. Ron decided he wants to get even with Harry, because he now knows the baby is not his. Ron decides to sleep with Harry’s wife… Ginny. Ron had forgotten Ginny was his sister. Ginny gives birth to an inbred wizard child. The baby has no magical powers and is a complete retard. Ron and Ginny become scared and abandon the baby. They travel to Texas. They take the baby to a house that has the name “Bush” on the mailbox. The parents look at the baby and immediately call him George Walker Bush. Ron and Hermione make up. Harry and Ginny make up. All is well until the elections take place. Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Ginny thank God they are not Muggles.
rejectedscripts is officially up! I'm so happy. The latest is Chapter one of the third script, which I think is going to be the best one by far! I also uploaded it onto FanFiction.net (user name: Hogwarts Graduate) but I highly doubt that it's going to be up for long. If it does get taken down, this will be my fourth "offense" on ff.net and they might not just suspend my account, but remove it. Bum, bum, bum.
Anyway, please check it out (rejectedscripts that is) and give me some feedback. I'd <3 you all forever!!
Okay, people. NO cheating. See if you can do this all on your own. I'm really interested in seeing your answers. Just comment with your answers, and when you comment, make sure you don't look at anyone else's comments. Alright... GO!
1. How much dirt is in a hole 2 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 2 feet deep?
2. Walter had a dozen apples in his office. He ate all but 4. How many are left?
3. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him on the ark?
4. Is it legal in Alabama for a man to marry his widow's sister?
5. Two people played 5 games of checkers. Each won 3 games. How is that possible?
6. Two U.S. coins have a total value of 55¢. One coin is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
7. "Four" in English, "cinco" in Spanish, and "ni" and "san" in Japanese share an interesting property. What is it?
8. What is the largest amount of money you can have in coins and still not be able to make change for a dollar?
9. John owns 20 blue and 20 black socks which he keeps in a drawer in complete disorder. What is the minimum number of socks that he must pull from the drawer on a dark morning to be sure he has a matching pair?
10. Only 26% of our group were charter members. 4% of us, consisting of our youngest members, live apart from the other 96% and from each other. 22% of our present members walked out on one occasion, but later were reinstated. Who are we?
11. You have 8 sticks. Four of them are exactly half the length of the other 4. Enclose exactly 3 squares of equal size with them. (A square has four sides of equal length.)
12. There are four volumes of Shakespear's collected works on a shelf. The volumes are in order from left to right. The pages of each volume are exactly 2 inches thick. The covers are each 1/6 (one sixth) inch thick. A bookworm started eating at page 1 of Volume I and ate through to the last page of Volume IV. What is the distance the bookworm traveled?
13. You are given four separate pieces of chain that are each three links in length. It costs 2¢ to open a link and 3¢ to close a link. All links are closed at the beginning of the problem. You goal is to join all 12 links of chain into a single circle at a cost of no more than 15¢.
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